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HOLA! IT'S TIME
AGAIN FOR--
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[CELL PHONE RINGING]
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UH-HUH.
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NO, I'M ON RIGHT NOW.
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I LOOK GOOD, DON'T I?
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THEME MUSIC.
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♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY
TO THE THRONE ♪
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♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY
TO SUCCESS ♪
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♪ BUT HE HAS
TO GO TO SCHOOL ♪
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♪ HE'S GOT TO ACE
THAT TEST ♪
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♪ HE'S AN EMPEROR-TO-BE ♪
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♪ AND HE'S TOTALLY ♪
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YOU KNOW, IT'S
ALL ABOUT ME.
♪ AHH ♪
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EXACTLY!
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LET'S GO!
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♪ HE'S GOING
TO KUZCO ACADEMY ♪
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♪ KUZCO ACADEMY ♪
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♪ HE'S GOT TO LEARN ♪
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♪ HIS ABCs ♪
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♪ DON'T TRY
TO STOP HIM ♪
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♪ TO TOP HIM ♪
TO DESTROY HIM,
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RIGHT?
UHH...
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K-U-Z-C-O!
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KUZCO! KUZCO!
GO, GO!
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♪ HE'S GOT THE COOL ♪
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♪ HE'S GOT THE CHARM
AND THE LOOKS ♪
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♪ AND A HOTTIE
THAT CAN HELP HIM ♪
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♪ READ THAT THING
CALLED BOOK ♪
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♪ LET'S GO ♪
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♪ HE'S GOING
TO KUZCO ACADEMY ♪
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♪ COME ON,
KUZCO ♪
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♪ GOT TO FULFILL
HIS DESTINY ♪
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♪ HIS FRIENDS ARE LOYAL,
IT'S ROYAL ♪
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♪ THEY'LL HELP
AGAINST THE FOIL ♪
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FRIENDS? I THOUGHT THIS
WAS ALL ABOUT ME.
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HEH HEH!
SPELL MY NAME AGAIN!
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K-U-Z-C-O!
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KUZCO! KUZCO! GO, GO!
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Kuzco: WOW. SEE THAT
BRAVE GUY WHO'S
ABOUT TO BLAST OFF
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INTO OUTER SPACE?
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PRETTY IMPRESSIVE, HUH?
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WELL, GUESS WHAT--
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THAT'S ME.
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YEAH, YOU GOT IT--
I'M THAT BRAVE GUY!
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MY NAME'S KUZCO.
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SUPER BRAVE DUDE KUZCO.
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WHAT?! THAT SO
HARD TO BELIEVE?
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LOOK. I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
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YOU GO BACK AWAYS
TO EARLIER TODAY
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THIS WILL ALL MAKE SENSE.
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NO, NO, NO,
NOT THAT FAR.
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NO, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT,
GO BACK, GO BACK.
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AWW...LOOK AT ME SLEEPING.
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[GIGGLES] EVEN ASLEEP
I'M TOTALLY HANDSOME.
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[SNORES LOUDLY]
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EH-HEH...OK,
LET'S MOVE AHEAD.
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ALL RIGHTY, LET'S SEE
WHAT'S IN TODAY'S
KUZCO ACADEMY NEWS.
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NOT ABOUT ME,
NOT ABOUT ME.
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NOT ABOUT ME,
ABOUT--
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NOPE--NOT ABOUT ME.
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BORING.
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HEY, I WORKED
REALLY HARD ON THAT ISSUE.
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AND YET THERE'S
NOT A SINGLE WORD
ABOUT YOURS TRULY.
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EXCEPT THIS AD FOR
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KUZ-CLEAN!
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BE BOLD, TURN
YOUR TEETH TO GOLD!
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GOLD WILL BE TAXED AT
STANDARD GOLD TAX RATES
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PER KINGDOM AGREEMENT
BETWEEN TOOTH BRUSHER AND
THE PARTY KNOWN AS KUZCO.
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YOU KNOW, KUZCO,
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NOT EVERYTHING THAT
HAPPENS AROUND HERE
IS ABOUT YOU.
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THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT,
CAN IT?
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EVERYTHING IS ABOUT ME,
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YOU JUST NEED TO GET IT
IN YOUR LITTLE
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NEWS SCROLL THINGY.
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HERE, IF YOU WANT IT
ALL ABOUT YOU,
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THEN PUBLISH YOUR OWN
NEWS SCROLL.
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I'VE GOT AN IDEA!
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I'LL PUBLISH MY VERY OWN
NEWSY NEWS SCROLL!
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THINGY.
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Announcer: KUZCO
DISCOVERS BUCKY BOY!
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KUZCO CAPTURES BIGFOOT!
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KUZCO--MAN OR LLAMA MAMA?
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KUZCO FINDS IMAGE OF KUZCO
ON SLICE OF TOAST!
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KUZCO RAY DEFEATS
ALIEN INVADER!
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KUZCO HIRES
HEADLINE ANNOUNCER!
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WHEN ASKED FOR COMMENT,
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A SOURCE
CLOSE TO THE ALIEN
INVADER SAID,
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QUOTE "KUZCO
BUH-ROTTA NICKTO."
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WOW, NOW THAT'S
WHAT I CALL NEWS.
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IT'S--DARE
I SAY IT--EXCITING!
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YEAH--BUT IT'S NOT TRUE.
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UH, BUCKY BOY IS TRUE.
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HE IS!
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HERE'S WHAT OTHERS
HAVE TO SAY.
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I LUH-OVED READING
ABOUT BUCKY BOY.
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IT WAS INSPIRING AND
IT HAD LOTS OF HEART, TOO.
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AND I THOUGHT KUZCO'S
STORY ABOUT BIG FOOT
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WAS SO COOL.
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I READ IT 27 TIMES.
[GIGGLES]
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THE ONE ABOUT THE KUZCO
TOAST WAS SPOOKY.
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I WAS UP
ALL NIGHT--KUZCO RULES!
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KUZCO WRITE GOOD--EVEN
GOODER THAN MALINA.
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KUZCO, I THOUGHT THIS WAS
SOMETHING I WOULD NEVER SAY,
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BUT...GOOD JOB.
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FOR ONCE
I DIDN'T FALL ASLEEP
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HALFWAY THROUGH
THE FIRST STORY.
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SO AS OF NOW YOU'RE
THE ACADEMY NEWS SCROLL'S
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OFFICIAL EDITOR.
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HEY!
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WAIT...IS THAT
LIKE A JANITOR?
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NO, IT MEANS
YOU'RE THE BOSS.
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BOOM-BOSS, BABY!
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WHO'S THE IN CHARGE
EDITOR, MAN?
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THAT'S RIGHT--IT'S ME!
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UH-HUH, UH-HUH,
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UH-HUH, UH-HUH, UH-HUH.
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WH-HA-HA-WHAT?
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NOW I WORK FOR HIM?
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HEH HEH--NO WAY.
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I BELIEVE IN WRITING
THE TRUTH.
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I HAVE STANDARDS.
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[BELL RINGS]
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AND I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT
WITH MY DANCE INSTRUCTOR.
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[LAUGHS] TONIGHT'S
BOSSA NOVA NIGHT.
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WHY SO GLUM?
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WORKIN' FOR ME
HAS LOTS OF FRINGE BENEFITS.
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LIKE...HANGING OUT
WITH ME,
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THINKING ABOUT ME,
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GLORIFYING ME.
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PLUS, A LIFETIME
SUPPLY OFKUZ-CLEAN!
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LIFETIME SUPPLY VALID
ONLY WHILE SUPPLIES LAST.
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OK, MALINA, LET'S SEE
WHAT YOU COME UP WITH TODAY.
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NOT ABOUT ME, NOT ABOUT ME,
NOT ABOUT ME, ABOUT--
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NOPE. NOT ABOUT ME.
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TSK TSK TSK.
PEOPLE NO LIKEY
BORING NEWS, MALINA.
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I MEAN, COME ON,
"PACHA STUBBS TOE?"
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KRONK'S NEW RECIPE
FOR FOY GRASS?
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AH, THAT'S PRONOUNCED
FOIE GROIS.
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THAT'S PRONOUNCED--
WHO CARES...
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PEOPLE LIKEY
EXCITING KUZCO NEWS.
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BORING, NO.
EXCITING KUZCO, YES.
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OK, HOW'S THIS SOUND?
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"KUZCO FIRST MAN
TO LAND ON THE SUN!"
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EXAC-A-TACILY!
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THAT'S WHAT I'M LOOKIN' FOR!
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THRILLS! CHILLS!
ME DOING INCREDIBLE THINGS!
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THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE
WANNA READ.
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FINE, WHATEVER.
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YOU'RE THE BOSS.
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Announcer: KUZCO,
FIRST MAN TO LAND
ON THE SUN!
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WHOA!
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NO ONE'S EVER FLOWN
TO THE SUN BEFORE!
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KUZCO RULES!
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HE'S PRETTY COOL,
ALL RIGHT.
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UM, DON'T YOU
MEAN...CUTE?
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[GIGGLES]
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HEY THERE.
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WHOA...WHAT'S
WRONG?
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2 WORDS.
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KUZCO RULES?
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NO...I QUIT.
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UH-OH, LONG WALK...
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DRAMATIC MUSIC...
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MALINA LEAVING
WITHOUT LOOKING BACK.
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THAT'S SO HOTTIE
HOT HOTTIE.
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MALINA...WHAT
ARE YOU DOING?
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YOU CAN'T JUST QUIT.
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I ALREADY DID.
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DIDN'T YOU
LIKE MYKUZ-CLEAN?
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IT TURNED
MY TONGUE GOLD.
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COME ON, DON'T QUIT.
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YOU LOVE
THE ACADEMY NEWS SCROLL.
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MAYBE I USED TO,
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BUT NOW
IT'S FULL OF LIES.
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BUCKY BOY IS TRUE!
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LOOK, WHEN I RAN THE
SCROLL, I HAD A MOTTO.
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"NEWS THAT'S REAL
IS OUR IDEAL."
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YEAH, YEAH, AND MINE IS
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"MOTTOS THAT RHYME,
SHOULD BE A CRIME."
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NO, NO, I'M
KIDDING--I'M KIDDING!
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OK, MAYBE YOU STRETCHED
THE TRUTH A TEENSY,
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WEENSY BIT ABOUT ME
LANDING ON THE SUN.
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IT'S NOT THE END
OF THE WORLD, YOU KNOW.
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YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
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IN MY NEWS SCROLL
I WROTE ABOUT THINGS
THAT REALLY HAPPENED.
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I HAD STANDARDS.
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I WAS A REPORTER.
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NOW I'M JUST A LIAR.
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YEAH, BUT A HOTTIE
HOT LIAR!
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HAVE FUN WITH
YOUR SO-CALLED
NEWS SCROLL, KUZCO.
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BUT COUNT ME OUT.
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UH, HEY THERE, SORRY
FOR THE PAUSE THINGY,
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BUT, UH, I GOT
A LITTLE PROBLEM HERE.
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LET'S LOOK AT THE SCORE.
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FIRST OFF,
MALINA'S MY FRIEND.
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SECOND, IT WAS HER
GREAT IDEA THAT
I PUBLISH MY OWN SCROLL.
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THIRD, SHE STUCK BY ME
EVEN WHEN I BUMPED HER
OUT OF A JOB.
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NUMBER 4, SHE CAME UP
WITH THE BEST STORY YET.
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AND ON TOP OF THAT
SHE'S A HOTTIE.
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HOT HOTTIE.
HOTTEST HOTTIE.
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IN ALL OF HOTTIE-DOM.
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HOT, HOT, HOT, HOT,
HOT, HOT, HOT, HOT.
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HOT.
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SO SHE'S GOT LIKE...
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WELL, THAT'S A LOT
OF GOOD STUFF ON HER SIDE.
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YEAH, SEVERAL OF THEM
ARE HOTTIE,
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BUT THAT STILL COUNTS.
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SHE'S THAT HOT.
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NOW, MEANWHILE
OVER IN COLUMN "K."
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ONLY THING I'VE DONE IS...
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TURN HER INTO A LIAR.
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HMM...STILL,
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THAT'S BETTER THAN BEIN'
TURNED INTO A LLAMA.
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RIGHT?
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ALL RIGHT,
BACK TO "SAD" ME.
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SO, NOW WE'VE
COME FULL CIRCLE,
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TOLD YOU IT WOULD
ALL MAKE SENSE.
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YOU SEE, IF I
FLY TO THE SUN,
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THEN MALINA
WON'T BE A LIAR.
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KUZCO, YOU CAN'T
FLY TO THE SUN.
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WELL, MAKE UP YOUR MIND.
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NOW YOU'RE OK WITH
BEING A BIG FAT LIAR?
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I'M MORE
OK WITH THAT
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THAN WITH YOU BEING
A BIG FAT FIRE!
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DON'T WORRY,
YOU LITTLE WORRIER.
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I'M PREPARED.
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KUZCO, WHAT
EXACTLY DO YOU
THINK THE SUN IS?
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IT'S TIME FOR
KUZCO'S DOODLES.
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A UNIQUE SHOWCASE FOR MY
AWESOME ARTISTIC TALENTS.
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OK, SO, HERE'S OUTER SPACE.
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LOTS OF STARS AND STUFF.
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AND HERE COMES
THE EMPEROR'S EXPRESS.
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00:08:33,750 --> 00:08:36,960
TOUCHDOWN ON THE SUN
IN T-MINUS 5...
234
00:08:36,958 --> 00:08:41,078
BEEP, BEEP, BEEP,
TOUCHDOWN.
235
00:08:41,083 --> 00:08:42,633
WHEE-HOO,
LOOK AT ME,
236
00:08:42,625 --> 00:08:44,625
CAPTAIN FIRST EMPEROR
ON THE SUN.
237
00:08:44,625 --> 00:08:47,575
MM-HMM...AND THERE WAS
A LOVELY SUN GODDESS
238
00:08:47,583 --> 00:08:48,503
WAITING TO GREAT ME.
239
00:08:48,500 --> 00:08:49,960
HELLO, KUZCO PERSON.
240
00:08:49,958 --> 00:08:51,958
WELCOME TO MY SUNNY
SOLAR KINGDOM.
241
00:08:51,958 --> 00:08:54,708
OH, GOOD, YOU
BROUGHT SUNGLASSES.
242
00:08:54,708 --> 00:08:57,378
[SINGING SURF MUSIC]
243
00:09:00,625 --> 00:09:03,575
Malina:
AND NOW IT'S TIME
FOR MALINA'S DOODLES.
244
00:09:03,583 --> 00:09:04,713
THAT'S THE PART
OF THE SHOW
245
00:09:04,708 --> 00:09:07,748
WHERE I SHOW KUZCO
WHAT WOULD REALLY HAPPEN.
246
00:09:07,750 --> 00:09:10,000
OK, SO HERE'S
THE OUTER SPACE
247
00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:11,080
AND THE STAR STUFF
AGAIN.
248
00:09:11,083 --> 00:09:14,003
AND HERE COMES
THE EMPEROR'S EXPRESS.
249
00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:16,420
WHAA!
250
00:09:16,958 --> 00:09:18,578
THE END.
251
00:09:19,583 --> 00:09:23,253
YOU'RE SURE THERE'S NO
40-FOOT SUN GODDESS LADY?
252
00:09:23,250 --> 00:09:24,580
YES...
253
00:09:28,708 --> 00:09:33,458
WHOA...HE'S REALLY
FLYIN' TO THE SUN.
254
00:09:33,458 --> 00:09:34,578
KUZCO RULES!
255
00:09:34,583 --> 00:09:37,293
'COURSE HE IS,
MALINA SAID HE WAS.
256
00:09:37,291 --> 00:09:39,501
SHE ALWAYS
TELLS THE TRUTH.
257
00:09:53,125 --> 00:09:56,375
UH...THAT DIDN'T
RULE SO MUCH.
258
00:09:56,375 --> 00:09:57,955
NOPE...
259
00:09:59,333 --> 00:10:01,293
ANYONE UP FOR PIZZA?
260
00:10:01,291 --> 00:10:03,581
EH...THANKS, MALINA.
261
00:10:03,583 --> 00:10:04,583
GLAD I WASN'T ON BOARD.
262
00:10:04,583 --> 00:10:07,423
WHAT?!
YOU WEREN'T ON BOARD?
263
00:10:07,416 --> 00:10:09,746
KUZCO'S STILL HERE?
264
00:10:09,750 --> 00:10:10,750
YOU RULE!
265
00:10:10,750 --> 00:10:11,880
KUZCO ALIVE.
266
00:10:11,875 --> 00:10:13,995
GREETINGS, HAPPY
TO SEE ME PEASANT PEOPLE.
267
00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:15,170
HEH HEH HEH.
268
00:10:15,166 --> 00:10:16,496
MWAH! MWAH!
269
00:10:16,500 --> 00:10:17,880
KISSY, KISSY, KISS, KISS.
270
00:10:17,875 --> 00:10:19,575
WHAT IS
GOING ON?
271
00:10:19,583 --> 00:10:22,713
WE SAW YOU CRASH
INTO A BILLION PIECES.
272
00:10:22,708 --> 00:10:25,378
YEAH, HOW COULD
YOU BE ALIVE?
273
00:10:25,375 --> 00:10:26,415
WELL, YOU KNOW ME,
274
00:10:26,416 --> 00:10:29,166
I WAS TOTALLY
ALL ENGINES, FULL BLAST.
275
00:10:29,166 --> 00:10:30,576
BUT A SECOND
BEFORE LIFT-OFF--
276
00:10:30,583 --> 00:10:33,963
UH-OH--I WAS
ATTACKED BY SLOTHS.
277
00:10:34,458 --> 00:10:35,958
THAT'S RIGHT, SLOTHS.
278
00:10:35,958 --> 00:10:37,628
YOU KNOW,
THOSE THINGS ARE FAST.
279
00:10:37,625 --> 00:10:39,455
ANYWAYS, I FOUGHT
THEM TOOTH AND NAIL,
280
00:10:39,458 --> 00:10:42,078
NAIL AND TOOTH, TOO,
BUT THEY OVERPOWERED ME.
281
00:10:42,083 --> 00:10:44,463
FORCED ME
TO ABANDON SHIP.
282
00:10:45,583 --> 00:10:50,583
SO...I...PICKED UP MY
KUZCO RAY--PSZZEW!
283
00:10:50,583 --> 00:10:52,463
AND, I, UH...
284
00:10:52,458 --> 00:10:55,128
OK, MALINA,
WHAT REALLY HAPPENED?
285
00:10:55,125 --> 00:10:56,375
TELL YOU WHAT.
286
00:10:56,375 --> 00:10:58,125
YOU CAN READ ABOUT IT
IN TOMORROW'S NEWS SCROLL.
287
00:10:58,125 --> 00:11:02,165
Announcer: MALINA
BIG HERO ON CAMPUS!
288
00:11:02,166 --> 00:11:06,706
FEARLESSLY SAVED EMPEROR
KUZCO FROM A FIERY DEMISE.
289
00:11:06,708 --> 00:11:07,578
WOW!
290
00:11:07,583 --> 00:11:10,003
NOW THAT'S
WHAT I CALL NEWS.
291
00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:13,210
MALINA--YOU ARE BACK
TO BEING EDITOR.
292
00:11:13,208 --> 00:11:13,998
[BELL RINGS]
293
00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:15,630
AND I AM BACK
TO DANCE CLASS
294
00:11:15,625 --> 00:11:17,825
FOR ADVANCED
BOSSA NOVA!
295
00:11:17,833 --> 00:11:20,713
FANTABULOUS
STORY, MALINA.
296
00:11:20,708 --> 00:11:21,578
YEAH.
297
00:11:21,583 --> 00:11:23,173
YOU WRITE THE GOODEST.
298
00:11:23,166 --> 00:11:25,246
AND IT'S ALL TRUE.
299
00:11:25,250 --> 00:11:27,460
UNLIKE SOME STORIES.
300
00:11:27,458 --> 00:11:31,248
BUCKY BOY IS TRUE.
301
00:11:32,250 --> 00:11:33,880
MWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
302
00:11:33,875 --> 00:11:39,575
Announcer: BUCKY BOY
DISCOVERS ATOMIC NUT!
303
00:11:40,958 --> 00:11:42,708
K-U-Z-C-O,
304
00:11:42,708 --> 00:11:45,998
KUZCO, KUZCO, GO, GO!
305
00:11:46,458 --> 00:11:48,208
THOUGH I'D LIKE
TO THINK GRADUATING
306
00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:49,958
FROM KUZCO ACADEMY
WILL PROVIDE YOU
307
00:11:49,958 --> 00:11:51,458
WITH BOUNDLESS
OPPORTUNITY,
308
00:11:51,458 --> 00:11:52,878
THE TRUTH IS
YOU'RE LIKELY
309
00:11:52,875 --> 00:11:54,705
TO END UP
AS LLAMA HERDERS,
310
00:11:54,708 --> 00:11:57,418
SO YOU ALL NEED
TO LEARN RESPONSIBILITY.
311
00:11:57,416 --> 00:11:59,576
EACH OF YOU WILL BE
TAKING CARE OF A KITTEN.
312
00:11:59,583 --> 00:12:02,753
WHICH MEANS YOU'LL
BE DOING THINGS LIKE
BRUSHING IT.
313
00:12:02,750 --> 00:12:03,880
TURTLE SHELL COMB.
314
00:12:03,875 --> 00:12:04,875
FEEDING IT.
315
00:12:04,875 --> 00:12:05,825
SARDINE PUFFS.
316
00:12:05,833 --> 00:12:07,213
PLAYING WITH IT.
317
00:12:07,208 --> 00:12:07,958
GO FISH.
318
00:12:07,958 --> 00:12:08,828
AND EVEN NAMING IT.
319
00:12:08,833 --> 00:12:10,333
I'M GONNA NAME HER
LITTLE YZMA
320
00:12:10,333 --> 00:12:11,963
'CAUSE SHE REMINDS ME
OF HER WHEN
321
00:12:11,958 --> 00:12:13,458
SHE GOT TURNED
INTO A KITTY.
322
00:12:13,458 --> 00:12:14,458
MEOW.
323
00:12:14,458 --> 00:12:16,248
THAT WAS FUNNY.
324
00:12:17,458 --> 00:12:18,458
THE KITTY THING.
325
00:12:18,458 --> 00:12:20,128
KUZCO, I'M WAITING.
326
00:12:20,125 --> 00:12:21,075
FOR WHAT, MR. M?
327
00:12:21,083 --> 00:12:22,463
FOR YOU TO TRY
AND FINAGLE YOUR WAY
328
00:12:22,458 --> 00:12:23,628
OUT OF ANOTHER
ASSIGNMENT.
329
00:12:23,625 --> 00:12:26,375
OH, THAT'S OK.
ME NO FINAGLE.
330
00:12:26,375 --> 00:12:29,125
TAKE CARE OF A KITTY.
NO PROBLEM.
331
00:12:29,125 --> 00:12:30,415
AHH...
332
00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:31,746
MEOW.
333
00:12:31,750 --> 00:12:32,880
HMM...LET'S SEE.
334
00:12:32,875 --> 00:12:36,495
BRUSH YOU, FEED YOU,
PLAY WITH YOU...
335
00:12:36,500 --> 00:12:37,380
NAME YOU.
336
00:12:37,375 --> 00:12:39,955
OK, YOUR NAME
IS HOMEWORK.
337
00:12:39,958 --> 00:12:41,998
SEE YOU LATER,
HOMEWORK.
338
00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:43,580
MEOW.
339
00:12:46,375 --> 00:12:48,075
HI THERE.
I KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE THINKING.
340
00:12:48,083 --> 00:12:51,503
HOW COULD I
PUT CUTE LITTLE
HOMEWORK IN THERE?
341
00:12:51,500 --> 00:12:52,500
WELL, THINK ABOUT IT.
342
00:12:52,500 --> 00:12:54,330
ME TAKE CARE
OF ANOTHER LIVING THING?
343
00:12:54,333 --> 00:12:55,133
BELIEVE ME.
344
00:12:55,125 --> 00:12:56,165
HOMEWORK'S
MUCH SAFER NOW.
345
00:12:56,166 --> 00:12:58,166
BESIDES, WITH ALL
THAT FOOD AND STUFF,
346
00:12:58,166 --> 00:13:00,456
THAT PLACE IS
LIKE A KITTY CONDO.
347
00:13:00,458 --> 00:13:04,378
LOOK, THE REAL BAD GUY HERE
ISN'T EVEN A GUY AT ALL.
348
00:13:04,375 --> 00:13:08,125
SHE'S A...WHAT IS SHE?
349
00:13:08,125 --> 00:13:09,375
AN YZMA.
350
00:13:09,375 --> 00:13:12,455
TO THE NOT SO SECRET
LAB, HA HA!
351
00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:13,578
[CACKLING]
352
00:13:13,583 --> 00:13:16,293
TALK ABOUT AN EASY
PEASY OPPORTUNITEESY.
353
00:13:16,291 --> 00:13:18,631
IF KUZCO CAN'T
TAKE CARE OF HIS KITTY,
354
00:13:18,625 --> 00:13:20,875
HE'LL FAIL,
AND I BECOME EMPRESS!
355
00:13:20,875 --> 00:13:23,955
NOW LET'S SEE...HOW
SHALL I DO IT?
356
00:13:23,958 --> 00:13:26,328
FIRST, I'LL SACK NAP
HIS KITTY.
357
00:13:26,333 --> 00:13:29,383
THEN, I'LL PUT THAT KITTY
ON A SLOW BOAT TO CHINA.
358
00:13:29,375 --> 00:13:31,995
ONCE THE KITTY'S IN CHINA
I CAN PAY IT A VISIT,
359
00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:35,380
AND STAY IN A NICE HOTEL
AND GO SOUVENIR SHOPPING,
360
00:13:35,375 --> 00:13:36,625
AH, HA HA HA HA!
361
00:13:36,625 --> 00:13:39,415
BRILLIANT!
362
00:13:39,416 --> 00:13:40,126
EH...
363
00:13:40,125 --> 00:13:43,205
WHAT, YOU DON'T LIKE IT?
364
00:13:43,208 --> 00:13:43,748
EH-EH.
365
00:13:43,750 --> 00:13:45,000
NAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
366
00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:46,830
WHY SPEND ALL
THAT MONEY ON SOUVENIRS
367
00:13:46,833 --> 00:13:49,463
WHEN I CAN JUST
GIVE THE KITTY THIS?
368
00:13:51,375 --> 00:13:52,825
HEY, KUZCO,
369
00:13:52,833 --> 00:13:54,333
WHERE'S YOUR KITTY?
370
00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:55,213
KITTY?
371
00:13:55,208 --> 00:13:56,708
OH, FUNNY STORY.
372
00:13:56,708 --> 00:13:59,458
YOU SEE, AFTER I BRUSHED
AND FED LITTLE HOMEWORK--
373
00:13:59,458 --> 00:14:00,578
THAT'S WHAT I NAMED HIM.
374
00:14:00,583 --> 00:14:02,883
A VICIOUS GANG
OF BUTTERFLIES
AMBUSHED HIM.
375
00:14:02,875 --> 00:14:03,745
THAT'S RIGHT.
376
00:14:03,750 --> 00:14:05,460
SNATCHED HIM AWAY
LIKE A HAWK.
377
00:14:05,458 --> 00:14:06,878
EXCEPT THEY WERE
BUTTERFLIES.
378
00:14:06,875 --> 00:14:08,375
BIG ONES.
379
00:14:09,333 --> 00:14:10,713
GUESS IT'S NOT
THAT FUNNY AFTER ALL.
380
00:14:10,708 --> 00:14:12,458
ACTUALLY,
IT'S QUITE TRAGIC.
381
00:14:12,458 --> 00:14:13,628
YEAH, RIGHT.
382
00:14:13,625 --> 00:14:14,625
YOU BETTER NOT HAVE JUST
DUMPED HIM SOMEWHERE.
383
00:14:14,625 --> 00:14:17,415
BECAUSE THAT'S
TOTALLY IRRESPONSIBLE.
384
00:14:17,416 --> 00:14:19,456
HE HAS FOOD.
KUZCO...
385
00:14:19,458 --> 00:14:22,378
Kronk: ♪ ROCK-A-BYE
KITTY, LITTLE YZMA ♪
386
00:14:22,375 --> 00:14:26,075
♪ I'LL DO ALL I CAN
TO REALLY PLEASE YA ♪
387
00:14:26,083 --> 00:14:29,293
♪ IF YOU GET HUNGRY
I WILL FEED YA ♪
388
00:14:29,291 --> 00:14:32,751
♪ THEN YOU'LL BE HAPPY
I WILL BE, TOO... ♪
389
00:14:32,750 --> 00:14:35,580
SEE, KUZCO,
THAT'S WHAT KITTY
CARE IS ALL ABOUT.
390
00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:38,963
HA HA--KRONK'S
LIKE A MOMMY.
391
00:14:38,958 --> 00:14:40,128
MOMMY KRONK.
392
00:14:40,125 --> 00:14:43,245
UGH, IF ONLY YOU WERE
HALF THE MOMMY HE IS.
393
00:14:43,875 --> 00:14:45,745
Kuzco: GEE,
THANKS FOR THE VISUAL.
394
00:14:45,750 --> 00:14:47,330
[BABY BURPS]
395
00:14:47,333 --> 00:14:49,833
A GOOD EMPEROR NEEDS
TO KNOW NOT ONLY HOW
TO BE TAKEN CARE OF,
396
00:14:49,833 --> 00:14:52,883
BUT ALSO HOW TO TAKE
CARE OF OTHERS.
397
00:14:52,875 --> 00:14:54,415
CAN YOU SEE WHAT
A STUPID THING IT IS--
398
00:14:54,416 --> 00:14:59,416
UH-OH...MALINA HAS
THAT "I'M NOT SO
CRAZY ABOUT KUZCO" LOOK.
399
00:14:59,416 --> 00:15:00,326
ME NO LIKEY THAT LOOKY.
400
00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:01,503
AND SECONDLY,
YOU BETTER BELIEVE
401
00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:03,130
THAT I'M NOT
SO CRAZY ABOUT
AN EMPEROR
402
00:15:03,125 --> 00:15:04,455
WHO CAN'T THINK
OF ANYONE BUT HIMSELF.
403
00:15:04,458 --> 00:15:06,748
SO I WANT YOU
TO GO RIGHT BACK
INTO THE SCHOOL--
404
00:15:06,750 --> 00:15:08,830
CAN'T BE TALKIN'
ABOUT ME, CAN SHE?
405
00:15:08,833 --> 00:15:10,583
WHAT IF SHE IS?
406
00:15:10,583 --> 00:15:11,963
UH, 'SCUSE ME, MALINA,
407
00:15:11,958 --> 00:15:14,378
I'VE GOT A KITTY
TO TAKE CARE OF.
408
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,500
MEOW.
409
00:15:27,708 --> 00:15:29,828
I'M BACK,
LITTLE HOMEWORK.
410
00:15:29,833 --> 00:15:31,833
COME TO PAPA KUZCO.
411
00:15:31,833 --> 00:15:32,833
[GROWLS]
412
00:15:32,833 --> 00:15:33,963
[ROARS]
413
00:15:33,958 --> 00:15:37,418
YIPE! NICE KITTY?
414
00:15:38,833 --> 00:15:40,753
Kuzco: IT'S TIME
FOR KUZCO'S DOODLES.
415
00:15:40,750 --> 00:15:41,880
THAT'S THE PART
OF THE SHOW WHERE
416
00:15:41,875 --> 00:15:44,455
I SHOW OFF MY AWESOME
DRAWING SKILLS.
417
00:15:44,458 --> 00:15:47,128
SO HOMEWORK MUST
HAVE EATEN ALL THE FOOD
418
00:15:47,125 --> 00:15:47,995
I LEFT IN THE LOCKER
419
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:50,710
'CAUSE HE GREW
INTO A BIG KITTY.
420
00:15:50,708 --> 00:15:52,628
WITH BIG TEETH.
421
00:15:52,625 --> 00:15:53,495
SHARP TEETH.
422
00:15:53,500 --> 00:15:55,170
AND SHARP CLAWS.
423
00:15:55,166 --> 00:15:57,956
SO HERE'S ME BEFORE
I BRUSHED AND FED
AND PLAYED WITH HOMEWORK.
424
00:15:57,958 --> 00:16:02,378
AND HERE'S ME AFTER
I BRUSHED AND FED
AND PLAYED WITH HOMEWORK.
425
00:16:02,375 --> 00:16:03,375
OUCH.
426
00:16:03,375 --> 00:16:04,575
THIS DEFINITELY
WASN'T WORKING OUT.
427
00:16:04,583 --> 00:16:07,503
IT'S NOT THAT HARD, KUZCO,
IN FACT, I LIKE IT.
428
00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:11,210
FULFILLIN' THE NEEDS
OF LITTLE YZMA
IS A JOY FOR ME.
429
00:16:11,208 --> 00:16:12,748
IT--IT MAKES ME COMPLETE.
430
00:16:12,750 --> 00:16:15,170
[SNIFFLES] WHEN THIS
ASSIGNMENT'S OVER
431
00:16:15,166 --> 00:16:17,496
IT'S GONNA BE A SAD DAY
IN KRONKYVILLE.
432
00:16:17,500 --> 00:16:19,000
ENOUGH ALREADY.
433
00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:23,710
I NEVER EVER, NEVEREVER
SEE ANOTHER CAT AGAIN--GOOD.
434
00:16:23,708 --> 00:16:24,578
[PURRING]
435
00:16:24,583 --> 00:16:27,173
[PURRING STOPS]
436
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:32,830
[SNIFFLES]
437
00:16:32,833 --> 00:16:35,173
[GROANS]
438
00:16:36,125 --> 00:16:37,075
UH, HI THERE.
439
00:16:37,083 --> 00:16:38,293
SORRY TO INTERRUPT AGAIN.
440
00:16:38,291 --> 00:16:40,581
BUT I KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE THINKING AGAIN.
441
00:16:40,583 --> 00:16:44,003
HOW COULD I SAY ALL THAT
NEVER EVER, NEVER STUFF?
442
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:46,080
BUT I DIDN'T KNOW
HOMEWORK WAS LISTENING,
443
00:16:46,083 --> 00:16:47,463
I'M NOT THAT HEARTLESS.
444
00:16:47,458 --> 00:16:49,998
THAT'S WHY I'M GONNA GO OUT
AND I'M GONNA FIND MY KITTY.
445
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:54,290
AND ALSO, IF I DON'T
FIND HIM, I'LL FAIL CLASS.
446
00:16:58,291 --> 00:16:59,581
HERE KITTY, KITTY.
447
00:16:59,583 --> 00:17:01,633
YO, KITTY-POO.
448
00:17:01,625 --> 00:17:02,745
UH, KUZCO?
449
00:17:02,750 --> 00:17:04,250
WHERE'S YOUR KITTY?
450
00:17:04,250 --> 00:17:08,460
OH! UH...
451
00:17:10,208 --> 00:17:11,578
UH...GOT IT.
452
00:17:11,583 --> 00:17:14,133
YOU SEE, HE HEARD
THE CALL OF NATURE.
453
00:17:14,125 --> 00:17:16,205
AS IN LITTER BOX TIME.
454
00:17:16,208 --> 00:17:17,828
MMM-HM.
455
00:17:17,833 --> 00:17:18,883
REALLY?
456
00:17:18,875 --> 00:17:19,955
IN FACT, I WAS JUST
ABOUT TO TAKE HIM
457
00:17:19,958 --> 00:17:20,828
FOR A NICE LONG WALK.
458
00:17:20,833 --> 00:17:23,583
OH, GOOD, THEN
YOU AND HOMEWORK
459
00:17:23,583 --> 00:17:25,213
CAN WALK ON OVER
TO MY PLACE LATER
460
00:17:25,208 --> 00:17:27,458
AND JOIN ME AND FLUFFY
FOR A KITTY PLAY-DATE?
461
00:17:27,458 --> 00:17:32,748
DATE?! FINALLY, I'VE
GOT A DATE WITH MALINA.
462
00:17:32,750 --> 00:17:34,460
AND IT'S NOT A DATE-DATE.
463
00:17:34,458 --> 00:17:35,878
IT'S A KITTY PLAY-DATE.
464
00:17:35,875 --> 00:17:37,075
GOTCHA. IT'S A DATE.
465
00:17:37,083 --> 00:17:39,003
KITTYPLAY- DATE.
466
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:39,880
YES, DATE.
467
00:17:39,875 --> 00:17:40,875
KITTY.
DATE.
468
00:17:40,875 --> 00:17:41,825
PLAY--
DATE.
469
00:17:41,833 --> 00:17:42,963
DATE.
YES, DATE.
470
00:17:42,958 --> 00:17:45,578
UGH--JUST DON'T FORGET
TO BRING YOUR KITTY.
471
00:17:45,583 --> 00:17:47,003
RIGHT--
472
00:17:49,458 --> 00:17:50,878
[FALCON SHRIEKS]
473
00:17:50,875 --> 00:17:53,415
Kuzco: HOMEWORK!
474
00:17:55,750 --> 00:17:58,210
HOMEWORK!
475
00:17:59,416 --> 00:18:01,456
HOMEWORK, HELLO?
476
00:18:01,458 --> 00:18:03,628
KITTY, KITTY,
KITTY, KITTY!
477
00:18:03,625 --> 00:18:04,705
WHERE ARE YOU?
478
00:18:04,708 --> 00:18:06,458
OH, THERE YOU ARE.
479
00:18:06,458 --> 00:18:09,378
WELL WAKE UP,
SLEEPYHEAD, TIME TO GO.
480
00:18:09,375 --> 00:18:10,455
[SNORING]
481
00:18:10,458 --> 00:18:11,998
COME ON, WE GOT
A KITTY PLAY-DATE.
482
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:15,830
YOU, ME, AND THE HOTTEST
HOTTIE IN ALL OF HOTTIEDOM.
483
00:18:15,833 --> 00:18:17,173
AHEM...
484
00:18:17,166 --> 00:18:20,996
MAYBE I DIDN'T
MAKE MYSELF CLEAR.
485
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,170
WAKE UP!
486
00:18:23,166 --> 00:18:24,996
RAWR-RAWR!
487
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:25,710
[GROWLING]
488
00:18:25,708 --> 00:18:27,958
YOU'RE NOT HOMEWORK.
489
00:18:27,958 --> 00:18:29,708
[GROWLING]
490
00:18:29,708 --> 00:18:31,878
UH, NEITHER ARE YOU--
491
00:18:31,875 --> 00:18:33,575
ALL.
492
00:18:34,583 --> 00:18:37,133
[PANTING]
493
00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:46,880
WHEW...
494
00:18:46,875 --> 00:18:49,705
[GROWLING]
495
00:18:53,958 --> 00:18:54,828
[GROWLING]
496
00:18:54,833 --> 00:18:56,633
AAH!
497
00:18:56,625 --> 00:18:57,705
AAH!
498
00:18:57,708 --> 00:19:00,248
HEH HEH HEH--NICE
KITTY KITTY KITTIES.
499
00:19:00,250 --> 00:19:01,880
[GROWLING]
500
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:06,710
YIKES! WHAT! WHOO!
501
00:19:08,125 --> 00:19:09,325
OOH...
502
00:19:09,333 --> 00:19:11,713
OH, THIS CAN'T BE GOOD.
503
00:19:12,291 --> 00:19:17,501
[SCREAMING]
504
00:19:17,500 --> 00:19:19,880
[GASPS]
505
00:19:20,708 --> 00:19:22,288
AAH!
506
00:19:26,708 --> 00:19:29,288
[PANTING]
507
00:19:29,625 --> 00:19:33,325
OK, I DON'T EVER WANT
TO DO THAT AGAIN.
508
00:19:33,333 --> 00:19:35,883
[GROWLING]
AAH!
509
00:19:39,875 --> 00:19:43,705
NO, NO, NO,
NO, NO, NO.
510
00:19:53,833 --> 00:19:57,003
HOMEWORK--IT'S YOU!
511
00:19:58,458 --> 00:20:00,878
NO TOUCHY, NO KISSY.
512
00:20:02,291 --> 00:20:04,001
THERE LITTLE YZMA.
513
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,630
I MADE YOUR FAVORITE.
514
00:20:05,625 --> 00:20:07,995
MOUSY, MELTY KITTY BITS.
515
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,420
THIS IS
GETTING WEIRD.
516
00:20:09,416 --> 00:20:10,576
[KNOCKING]
517
00:20:10,583 --> 00:20:12,213
WHOA, KUZCO.
518
00:20:12,208 --> 00:20:14,708
THAT'S NOT YOUR KITTY,
THAT'S A JAGUAR.
519
00:20:14,708 --> 00:20:16,128
HEY, WHAT
CAN I TELL YA?
520
00:20:16,125 --> 00:20:18,455
VITAMINS, EXERCISE,
AND A LITTLE THING
I LIKE TO CALL
521
00:20:18,458 --> 00:20:19,748
KUZCO'S TENDER,
LOVIN' CARE.
522
00:20:19,750 --> 00:20:22,830
I DON'T KNOW,
THIS JAGUAR THING
SMELLS LIKE YZMA.
523
00:20:22,833 --> 00:20:26,213
ACTUALLY IT DOESN'T
SMELL LIKE HER AT ALL.
THAT'S JUST AN EXPRESSION.
524
00:20:26,208 --> 00:20:29,128
LIKE, "I'M SO HUNGRY
I COULD EAT A LLAMA,"
525
00:20:29,125 --> 00:20:31,955
BUT COULD ANYONE REALLY
EAT A WHOLE LLAMA?
526
00:20:31,958 --> 00:20:35,128
COME ON. THE THOUGHT
REPELS ME.
527
00:20:35,125 --> 00:20:36,245
[MEOW]
528
00:20:36,250 --> 00:20:37,170
THAT AND THE THOUGHT
THAT ANYTHING BUT YZMA
529
00:20:37,166 --> 00:20:38,626
SMELLS LIKE YZMA.
530
00:20:38,625 --> 00:20:40,825
UH, PLEASE TELL ME THAT
YOUR KITTY'S NOT
GONNA EAT FLUFFY.
531
00:20:40,833 --> 00:20:42,383
OK?
SIMMER DOWN, MALINA.
532
00:20:42,375 --> 00:20:44,285
HOMEWORK'S AS TAME
AS A PUSSYCAT.
533
00:20:44,291 --> 00:20:45,581
LOOK--
534
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:53,880
WHOO!
535
00:20:53,875 --> 00:20:55,575
HA HA--THAT WAS GREAT, KUZCO,
536
00:20:55,583 --> 00:20:57,383
YOU SHOULD WIN TOP PRIZE.
537
00:20:57,375 --> 00:20:58,995
IF THERE WAS A PRIZE.
538
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,630
BUT THERE ISN'T A PRIZE.
539
00:21:01,625 --> 00:21:02,495
SORRY.
540
00:21:02,500 --> 00:21:03,880
I'M REALLY PROUD
OF YOU, KUZCO.
541
00:21:03,875 --> 00:21:06,705
LET'S JUST HOPE MR. M'S
GONNA BE PROUD OF YOU, TOO.
542
00:21:06,708 --> 00:21:10,578
I'VE TRULY LEARNED
HOW TO TAKE CARE OF OTHERS.
543
00:21:10,583 --> 00:21:13,713
SO, I GUESS
THIS IS GOOD-BYE.
544
00:21:13,708 --> 00:21:14,958
I'M GONNA MISS YOU.
545
00:21:14,958 --> 00:21:16,628
YOU'RE THE BEST
HOMEWORK I'VE EVER HAD.
546
00:21:16,625 --> 00:21:20,495
EXCELLENT ACTING,
KUZCO, BUT THIS
ISN'T THEATER CLASS.
547
00:21:20,500 --> 00:21:23,420
I'M AFRAID I'M GOING
TO HAVE TO FAIL YOU.
548
00:21:23,416 --> 00:21:24,456
HUH?
549
00:21:24,458 --> 00:21:26,878
THIS ISN'T YOUR KITTEN,
IT'S A JAGUAR.
550
00:21:26,875 --> 00:21:29,415
[GROWLS]
551
00:21:33,416 --> 00:21:34,456
MEOW.
552
00:21:34,458 --> 00:21:35,958
YOU WERE SAYING, MR. M?
553
00:21:35,958 --> 00:21:38,998
UH, OK, YOU PASS.
554
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:40,330
MEOW.
555
00:21:40,333 --> 00:21:44,583
OH! I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE
SENT THAT KITTEN TO CHINA.
556
00:21:44,583 --> 00:21:46,713
THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT.
557
00:21:46,708 --> 00:21:48,628
[TICKING]
558
00:21:48,625 --> 00:21:50,705
UH-OH.
559
00:21:53,500 --> 00:21:54,750
RARP! RARP!
OUCH!
560
00:21:54,750 --> 00:21:56,710
GET AWAY!
561
00:21:56,708 --> 00:21:58,578
RARP! RARP!
STOP IT!
562
00:22:00,166 --> 00:22:02,496
"A LOCAL TEACHER
ANNOUNCED THAT FOR ONCE
563
00:22:02,500 --> 00:22:03,880
"THERE WOULD BE NO HOMEWORK.
564
00:22:03,875 --> 00:22:06,995
IN RESPONSE THE SKY GOD
GRANTED THE TEACHER 3 WISHES."
565
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:10,960
WOW. "THE TEACHER WISHED
FOR A SPORTY NEW HAIRCUT,
566
00:22:10,958 --> 00:22:12,458
"A SHINY NEW LLAMA CART,
567
00:22:12,458 --> 00:22:16,998
AND TO MARRY A FAMOUS
SUPERMODEL." DOUBLE WOW.
568
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:18,580
"BOTH TEACHER
AND SUPERMODEL
569
00:22:18,583 --> 00:22:23,003
ARE CURRENTLY LIVING HAPPILY
EVER AFTER." THAT SETTLES IT.
570
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:23,880
NO HOMEWORK.